Evening 5: - Unplanned trip
[ADZ] Whats this under the bed?
[MAYBOY has a closer look]
[DYLANSBIRD] what is it??
[MAYBOY] It's really small, im gonna need something here
[ADZ] heres a torch
[MAYBOY tries it]
[MAYBOY] tut who forgot the batteries
[ADZ] someone got any batteries?
[DYLANSBIRD] me hands some over
[MAYBOY] thank u Amy
[MAYBOY puts them in]
[DYLANSBIRD] I always carry stuff like that around, call me gadget girl lol
[MAYBOY] Go Go Gadget Batteries
[MAYBOY shines light under bed to have a closer look]
[MAYBOY] keep your distance people, it could be anything.......it made a little noise
[DIZZY] it could be a sausage
[DIZZY] or even a small south american land mammoth or perhaps some tiny shrews
[MAYBOY] wildlife living under the bed ...well it wont be the first time
[DIZZY] or nothing
[DYLANSBIRD crouches down to have a look]
[MAYBOY finds a stick]
[ADZ holds FRYING PAN ready]
[MAYBOY] nothing happening ppl, im getting in closer
[ADZ keeps hold of FRYING PAN]
[MAYBOY] eww bit of a smell to it
[ADZ] is it underwear?
[MAYBOY] its starting to glow
[DIZZY] glowing underwear? kinky
[MAYBOY] lol my thought exactly
[DYLANSBIRD] lmao phew at least i don't own any glowing underwear!
[ADZ] is it underwear?
[MAYBOY reaches out to give it a feel]
[ADZ] I'm beggining to think why Andy just left
[MAYBOY] oooh it feels hard
[A green glow shoots out and transports MAYBOY to another world]
[ADZ] brill now what?
[DYLANSBIRD] try and follow it?
[ADZ] k, follow me
[MAYBOY's voice comes from the object "HELP ME!!!"]
[DYLANSBIRD follows ADZ]
[ADZ hits object with FRYING PAN]
[MAYBOY comes out of nowhere]
[MAYBOY shakes head]
[MAYBOY] ahhh what happened
[ADZ] beats me
[MAYBOY] now how are we going to get rid of this thing? its dangerous!
[ADZ] stop it from stealing someone else
[DYLANSBIRD scratches head]
[ADZ heads back to house, BBC news is on]
[DIZZY is found on the sofa]
[TV] It's believed these objects came from a cold fever at the yolkville village
[ADZ] Dang! we've got a glowy object invaision
[ADZ looks on TV]
[ADZ] wtf?! whats happened? theres a technical diffculty message
[MAYBOY] the little green thing is preventing the signal from coming through!
[MAYBOY looks out the window]
[MAYBOY] theres thousands of them
[ADZ] I think nows the time to head to St Austell better get a bus quickly
[MAYBOY runs to bus stop]
[ADZ] hurry you two! theres one
[MAYBOY uses umbrella to prevent the green things from hitting his head]
[DYLANSBIRD hurries along]
[ADZ] phew made it
[MAYBOY comforts DYLANSBIRD through]
[ADZ] St Austell here we come!
[Bus chugs along nicely]
[The nights falls and our heroes fall asleep on the long journey]
[DYLANSBIRD] ok ok, who's snoring??? Nath???!!!
[MAYBOY] oh sorry
[MAYBOY uses a nasal strip]
[DIZZY] u woke me up!
[ADZ] huh? what?
[BUS DRIVER] last stop, The lake District
[DYLANSBIRD] right, I wasn't planning to go until august
[ADZ] It's still dark, do u know your way around the dark?
[MAYBOY] we have the torch remember
[Our heroes sit by the lake and looks at the full moon]
[MAYBOY takes a few pictures]
[ADZ] At least we're safe now
[MAYBOY] at least for the time being
[DYLANSBIRD] what, outside? we should have brought tents, think we better try and find somewhere to stay the nighy, bit chilly out here
[ADZ] theres a hotel pub over there
[MAYBOY] we have no money
[ADZ] I've got 5 quid
[MAYBOY scrapes for loose]
[DIZZY] I've got nothing
[DYLANSBIRD] ah well bang goes my bright idea
[MAYBOY] unless.... can we pawn something?
[ADZ] yeah, my spare underwear
[ADZ] I keep them for emergencies
[MAYBOY] i only have the underwear im wearing...still i could pawn it cough
[ADZ] theres a pawn shop next to the hotel
[MAYBOY] how convienient right now, no looking ppl while i remove my underwear for pawning
[DIZZY] cough okies
[ADZ] I've got my spares here , but I suppose theres no probs pawning yours too
[DYLANSBIRD] lol, FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!!
[MAYBOY] right lets go do it now
[Our Heroes walk into the pawn shop]
[DYLANSBIRD] lmao dare i pawn mine?!
[3 Minutes Later]
[ADZ] well...........40 quid my draws cost
[DYLANSBIRD] well i have 20 quid
[DIZZY] how come she got 20?
[DYLANSBIRD] thats not even enough lol
[MAYBOY] my boxers where about 20 quid
[DYLANSBIRD] no that's all in my purse
[DIZZY] oh k
[MAYBOY checks purse]
[DYLANSBIRD] a 20 quid bit lol
[ADZ] right, off to the hotel pub
[MAYBOY] my round
[DYLANSBIRD] i pawned my undies too, i darent say how much i got
[MAYBOY] whisper it to me
[DIZZY] I've got my undies to pawn yet
[DIZZY walks into pawn shop]
[ADZ] as soon as we get to our room we'll head down for a drink
[DYLANSBIRD] i got 60 quid for mine
[DIZZY] ill have pervy nights in bangkok please
[MAYBOY] Andy lol
[DIZZY] what?? shrugs
[MAYBOY] chuck in some glowing underwear aswell
[DIZZY] i dont have any
[MAYBOY] just imagine walking around with a green glow coming from your crotch area
[DIZZY] lol cough
[As soon as our heroes get their rooms and pawn their draws, they head to the pub and all talk to the Bartender]
[MAYBOY] soft drink for me plz
[ADZ] so bartender, whats with the eye patch?
[MAYBOY] and the wooden leg
[DIZZY] ARGH!... Woah Hoo My fellow pirates... Ill have a wiskey!
[MAYBOY] ill join make that 2
[ADZ] me 3
[DYLANSBIRD] lol, me 4 then
[Later on, they go outside all drunk]
[ALL] # The Devil in a black dress watches over.......my god an angel she walked away
[ADZ hits a lampost]
[ADZ] I think I stepped in something
[MAYBOY] must have been the pirates parrot
[DIZZY] "get off my face"
[MAYBOY] messy thing
[ADZ] do they usually smell funny?
[DYLANSBIRD] lol ewwww
[DYLANSBIRD staggers around laughing]
[ADZ] OH FECK!!
[ADZ hops to the lake]
[DYLANSBIRD] oh dear
[ADZ] of all the times to get *yuk* on my shoe
[DYLANSBIRD] isn't that supposed to be good luck?
[MAYBOY] luckily for u parrots dont do much at a time
[ADZ] okies, I'm off to bed, whos with me?
[MAYBOY staggers about]
[MAYBOY] ill be there in a min
[Back in the hotel.....]
[DYLANSBIRD nearly trips up the stairs]
[ADZ] bare in mind all 4 of us are sharing the same rooms
[MAYBOY] I'm gonna get some dinner
[ADZ] OK Nath , right whos sleeping where? I'm taking the one by the window
[DYLANSBIRD] any one will do me lol
[DIZZY] I'll take this one, g'night guys
[Everyone falls sleeps]
[MAYBOY comes in stuffed up]
[ADZ] whos snoring?
[DYLANSBIRD] Nath again oi Nath, stop with the snoring!
[DYLANSBIRD goes over to his bed and whacks him around the head with a pillow]
[ADZ] I can't blame him for what he's eaten........aaaah.......I hope he hasn't had beans
[DYLANSBIRD] lmao i bet he has
[ADZ] get ready to cover your nose if you keep hitting him with that pillow
[DIZZY] huh? what?
[ADZ] you woke Andy up now Amy, I don't think he'll stop snoring
[DYLANSBIRD pokes MAYBOY in the stomach]
[DIZZY takes out PISTOL from his pocket & goes over to MAYBOY]
[DYLANSBIRD] oi you noisy git!
[DIZZY squirts MAYBOY with water from his PISTOL]
[MAYBOY releases some wind]
[DYLANSBIRD] lmao nice one! ewwwwwwwwww
[ADZ] OH FECK!
[ADZ] everbody head to the window!
[DYLANSBIRD] he DEFINITELY had beans
[ADZ] quick open it!
[DYLANSBIRD opens window]
[ADZ] aww man, I think it's eggs
[ADZ] k, It's gone now
[everyone tries to sleep again]
[an OWL shouts out]
[DIZZY takes out PISTOL, goes to window & shoots OWL]
[DIZZY] whoops wrong pocket
[DIZZY goes back to bed.. waving the PISTOL at the beds while doing so]
[ADZ] Mind what cha do with that
[DIZZY jumps into bed.. Bounces on matress]
[the floor creeks]
[DIZZY] sigh....goes to sleep
[DYLANSBIRD] oh no
[ADZ runs outside]
[DYLANSBIRD] righty ho
[Crashes are heard in the corridor]
[ADZ] I'm bck guys
[DYLANSBIRD] wb lol
[ADZ] man, what a night, gets to sleep
[MAYBOY wakes up]
[MAYBOY] whos been squirting me with water?
[MAYBOY] come on own up
[DYLANSBIRD] It was Andy
[DIZZY] yeah, I'm just gonna head to the bathroom
[MAYBOY steals DIZZY's PISTOL and wets his bed]
[ADZ] What cha think we should do in the morning?
[MAYBOY] how about getting on with the quest to find what's causing these glowing green lumps? that would mean going bck to the start again via the bus
[ADZ] it was mentioned to the yolkville village but it's hell of a way lets start again from there
[Sunrise comes as our heroes leave the hotel and catch a bus to Southend]
[MAYBOY] we are in for a long journey here
[MAYBOY buys a magazine before leaving]
[DYLANSBIRD gets out DISCMAN]
[ADZ reads his Simpson Comics]
[DIZZY reads his Shakira mag]
[DYLANSBIRD listens to blues and jazz and rock n roll]
[ADZ stares out the window looking blank]
[MAYBOY gets DIZZY to look at DYLANSBIRD's CD spinning round]
[ADZ] round and a round
[DYLANSBIRD] wooo this journey is fun
END (We never continued this story)
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