Evening 9: - COMMUNITY RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ADZ enters the room]
[ADZ] so, how are we all?
[MAT_DIZZY] good thanks
[MARGATEMAN] im gd thanks very good!
[DYLANSBIRD] i'm gd tah, just stuffin me face atm lol
[MARGATEMAN] sounds fun
[INGOLEMO] I'm good
[ADZ] lol, just finished me jaffa cakes yeah im not bad btw
[MAT_DIZZY] thats the spirit
[MARGATEMAN] lol, i hav a bag of Fruit Allsorts, but im tryin not 2 eat them...
[MAT_DIZZY] stoppit ur making me hungry my soup went cold, then my dog ate it
[DYLANSBIRD] i'm eating pasta lol
[ADZ looks around]
[ADZ] hmm, test test, CHEESE SANDWICH!
[MAYBOY jumps off the sofa]
[MAT_DIZZY] i cant eat cheese, im a vegan remember
[DYLANSBIRD] oh not the cheese!
[ADZ] that did the trick Nathan is in da house
[DYLANSBIRD] i had some cathedral city earlier
[MAYBOY] mmmmmmmmm love the advert
[DIZZY enters dancing round]
[DIZZY] HELLO WORLD! HI MAT!
[DIZZY] HI NATH!
[DIZZY] HI ADZ! HI ADRIAN! HI SAM!
[ADZ] HEY BRO!
[MAYBOY] welcome dude
[DIZZY] HI AMY cough NICE PHOTO
[DYLANSBIRD] hehe tah
[MARGATEMAN] ooo, it is pretty
[INGOLEMO] The master speaketh...
[DIZZY] I am on fire btw.
[DIZZY runs about]
[ADZ gets fire extinguisher]
[MAYBOY] watch out
[DYLANSBIRD helps ADZ hose DIZZY down]
[MARGATEMAN] that was close
[DIZZY runs back into the living room]
[DIZZY] my hair is on fire!!! ekk
[MARGATEMAN] STOP, DROP AND ROLL!
[ADZ] what u do to yourself?
[MAYBOY] me next with the hose please
[ADZ, DYLANSBIRD and MAYBOY hoses down DIZZY again]
[DIZZY] ah thanks peeps
[INGOLEMO] that did the trick i see
[DIZZY] im all wet now
[DIZZY shakes like a god]
[MAT_DIZZY] easy! lol
[ADZ] yuck lol
[MARGATEMAN] lol, im the only god here!
[MAYBOY] u are our god mate
[MARGATEMAN] and im modest 2...
[MAT_DIZZY] no, i am muhahaha
[DYLANSBIRD bows to DIZZY]
[DIZZY] thank u, thank u! lol
[ADZ] i is not worthy
[MARGATEMAN looks around]
[ADZ] cornish pasty
[DYLANSBIRD] cheese and onion pasty for me
[MARGATEMAN] Curry pasty 4 me!
[MAYBOY does a HOMER impression]
[MAYBOY] mmmmm pasty
[DIZZY] i got to go ppl unfortunatly
[MARGATEMAN] aaah, shame
[ADZ] okies m8
[MAYBOY] np take care mate
[DYLANSBIRD] aww okies
[DIZZY] bye all
[DIZZY waves eggstatically]
[MARGATEMAN] yeah, take cares, and hav fun!
[ADZ] we'll give you something to read later
[MARGATEMAN] ooo no, egg puns...
[INGOLEMO] you mean egg yolks
[MAYBOY] best part of the egg that get ready for it again lol
[MARGATEMAN] oh my word this tune is annoying, prepare yourself for a freeze
[MAYBOY] kk done now
[ADZ] a freeze?
[DYLANSBIRD] bloody msn
[ADZ] so whats new?
[MARGATEMAN] i do love it
[MAT_DIZZY] just got some chocolate vegan milk and some pringles
[ADZ] plain chocolate?
[MAYBOY] u love it too much young sam
[ADZ] PRINGLES!!! what flavour?
[ADZ] damun, i was hoping it would be salt n vinegar lol
[DYLANSBIRD] i like salt n vinegar
[MAYBOY] sour cream cheese for me
[INGOLEMO] chives for me
[DYLANSBIRD] or texas bbq
[ADZ] paprika too
[MAYBOY] or chives rather lol
[INGOLEMO starts feeling bored]
[INGOLEMO] are we nearly there yet?
[MAYBOY] no! wherever we're meant to go......we are now
[MARGATEMAN] or are we?
[DYLANSBIRD] "dad, i really need a wee!"
[ADZ] ur havin a laugh
[MAT_DIZZY] ginsters lol
[ADZ] cough trago mills
[MAYBOY] i had to go in a bottle if i wanted to go while he was driving lol anyway
[MAT_DIZZY] its not a good story thing is it
[ADZ] sie p*ssen in der flasche
[MAT_DIZZY] angry kid have u seen that
[DYLANSBIRD] "dad, what's a w**ker?"
[MAT_DIZZY] have u seen bone?
[DYLANSBIRD] i have it on my phone
[MAYBOY] thats funny lol
[MAT_DIZZY] it made me laugh soooooooooooo much
[INGOLEMO] Sie? why so polite, Adz?
[MAT_DIZZY] an episode
[ADZ] I'll make this story make sense
[DYLANSBIRD] Nath behave yourself
[MAT_DIZZY] ive got the dvd
[MAYBOY] good luck mate
[ADZ] btw. was i supposed to be polite Adrian?
[INGOLEMO] I don't think it really matters with a sentance like that
[ADZ] unless u no german
[MAYBOY] what did u actually say mate
[ADZ] potato potato potato, chips!
[MAYBOY] , pork pie
[INGOLEMO] chocolate sprinkles
[ADZ] choc chip
[DYLANSBIRD] mmm cake
[MAYBOY] mmmm Amy
[ADZ] STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE
[MAYBOY] cough soz
[DYLANSBIRD] NATH! lol
[MAT_DIZZY] hahaha, get in there nath what would ur gf say though
[MAYBOY] calm down young matt
[ADZ] as gentle as a rabbit.........MAKES U CRAP LIKE A HORSE!
[MAYBOY] sounds like me
[DYLANSBIRD] i didn't know ya had a gf nath?
[MAYBOY] im working on it anyway, moving on
[DYLANSBIRD] oh yeah?
[MAYBOY] i said moving on
[MARGATEMAN] i do now, he he he
[MAT_DIZZY] oh yeah?
[MAT_DIZZY] theres NO WHERE to hide hahahaha
[MAYBOY] oi oi
[DYLANSBIRD] oi oi
[DYLANSBIRD throws a tomato at the window]
[ADZ] toejam and earl springs to mind
[MARGATEMAN] i can see how
[ADZ] splat that old lady with a trolley and that annoying bogeyman
[MAT_DIZZY] look at me going on like an old man
[ADZ] it's how it works m8
[INGOLEMO] does it really matter? lol
[DYLANSBIRD] la la la
[ADZ] no not really.....goooooood
[MAT_DIZZY] lol alright
[ADZ] i'm only gutted we can't have SFX wars on here
[MAYBOY] god msn would have a heart attack lol
[MAT_DIZZY] hehe espesically with us
[ADZ] u lot would leave if you heard the wavs ive got
[ADZ] heres me tommorrow, -> good droaning, on a college day even lol
[MAYBOY] lol know the feeling
[ADZ] i'll shut up now
[MAYBOY] why have we all shut up it seems lol
[MARGATEMAN] sorry, im talkin 2 Hannah, she's distractin me
[MAYBOY] let me talk to her ill tell her
[ADZ] some1 catch their hair on fire im bored!
[MAYBOY] leave my young sam alone
[ADZ] excuse me? lol!
[MARGATEMAN] lol, oi u!
[DYLANSBIRD] LMAO, nath gets protective
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, for his ummm kid
[ADZ] ideal get ur frying pan ready m8
[MARGATEMAN] we havin eggs? fried eggs!
[ADZ] i could do with some cartoon voilence
[DYLANSBIRD] if ur lookin for trouble, u came to the right place
[INGOLEMO] eggs are best served with sugar flour and milk
[MAYBOY] i like mine boiled, i drank a raw one once for a dare wasnt nice lol
[ADZ] in the magicland geyser
[MARGATEMAN] i like mine fried in a sandwhich wiv bacon
[MAYBOY] fried in the sandwich u put the bread in the pan too
[MAT_DIZZY] ok ok lets stop talking yolk
[ADZ] um, no more bad yolks
[MARGATEMAN] ... ok
[MAYBOY hides again]
[ADZ] i confuzzled ya'll didnt I?
[MAYBOY] no no im just hiding from my bad joke lol
[ADZ] which one, the one about the cheese and butter?
[MAYBOY] about the egg in a sandwich that sam mentioned lol, anyway moving on
[DYLANSBIRD shows a dancer emoticon]
[MAYBOY] wow im having that dancer
[ADZ] I beat ya to it
[MAT_DIZZY] its abit like the b**ch emotion
[ADZ] smack my b**ch up soz lol
[DYLANSBIRD displays a dancing chick smilie]
[ADZ] crazy chick
[MAYBOY] "i maybe small, i maybe sweet but baby i know how to move my feet, hit it"
[MAT_DIZZY shows a crazy frog smilie]
[MAT_DIZZY] look at what hes doing ewww
[ADZ] you dare show us that damun frog!
[MAYBOY] can we not look at that please!
[ADZ displays a smilie with a bloke firing a gun and the crazy frog smilie next to it]
[ADZ] thats better!
[ADZ] settled lol
[MAYBOY] hes going to brake it off going that fast lol
[MAT_DIZZY] lol, tru though
[ADZ] I'm off to bed, i'm knackered
[MAYBOY] ok dude, take care, speak soon
[DYLANSBIRD] cya adz
[MARGATEMAN] sleep well
[ADZ sets off as the others stare out the window wondering what DIZZY is up to]
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