[The gang enters mall]
[ADZ] gawd it's busy

[MAYBOY] loads of santa’s helpers making toys

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] can we go clothes shoppin

[ADZ] err, you wanna take her Nath?
[MAYBOY] well im buying a 2 piece

[ADZ] infact, who has a coin?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol
[MAYBOY] i do

[ADZ] heads or tails?
[MAYBOY] tails

[ADZ tosses coin]
[The coin lands on the floor, It’s tails]
[MAYBOY] damn

[ADZ] bye bye m8

[MAYBOY] i wanted to go anyway

[ADZ] lol okies

[MAYBOY] where we going first then

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hehe, u pick


[MAYBOY] damn

[ADZ] no pawning either m8

[MAYBOY] lmao


[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hmm

[MAYBOY] lol well that worked

[ADZ] i remember what happened in the lake district when we went pawning

[MAYBOY] lol didnt we have flashing undies or something? i remember something flashing

[ADZ] it was underwear m8

[MAYBOY] oh yeah, anyway to the shops we go

[GREEN_DAY_GAL walks into nearest shop]
[MAYBOY] wow a lego store


[MAYBOY looks around]
[ADZ] goth store........I'll pass me thinks

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooooooo, me staying

[ADZ] CD store over there

[MAYBOY] me going in the shop with amanda

[ADZ] what one?
[MAYBOY] we will find u near the CD's mate


[ADZ] can i imagine you with black lipstick? lol
[MAYBOY] who me lol
[ADZ] i cant really

[MAYBOY] lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol
[MAYBOY] let me get my makeup mirror

[GREEN_DAY_GAL looks around]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oooo can i go hug santa?


[MAYBOY] yep yep

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] j/k
[ADZ] umm, you're not gonna tear off his beard are you and say he's a fake? lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL]

[GREEN_DAY_GAL pulls SANTA’s beard]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] it wont come off


[ADZ] aah

[MAYBOY] quick run before he catches up with us!

[Everyone does a runner]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL runs thru xmas tree]
[MAYBOY] quick, in the lift!
[MAYBOY calls the lift]
[ADZ] nice going amanda

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im not going in there! Seriously, i mean it! I h8 em!
[MAYBOY] kk lets take the stairs

[ADZ runs]
[ADZ] woah, slippery

[ADZ] up…….u p

[MAYBOY] lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] …..in a bush

[MAYBOY] George Bush? :?
[ADZ] LMFAO
[MAYBOY] theres always a TV there in the way



[GREEN_DAY_GAL] george bush

[ADZ] george in a bush?
[MAYBOY] ill give u bush in a minute

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i dont wanna bush!

[ADZ] c'mon he's gaining!

[SANTA storms through the mall as the gang speeds far away from him]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL runs into glass wall]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] owww hu put tht there

[MAYBOY] what a pain



[ADZ] I get the joke m8 lol

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol
[MAYBOY] glad someone does

[The gang runs along the mall and ends up out back]
[MAYBOY looks around]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooo garbage

[MAYBOY] ooooh theres some cheese here

[GREEN_DAY_GAL drags MAYBOY away from the bins]
[MAYBOY] might be going off but i could cut those bits off


[ADZ] oh bloody hell m8, thats sick!

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] Adam, help please

[MAYBOY] must have cheese!

[ADZ drags nath away from the bins]
[MAYBOY takes a quick nibble]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yuck

[ADZ] put it down m8! and take this polo
[MAYBOY puts the cheese down and takes polo and sucks it]
[ADZ] and don't spit out the polo when our backs are turned, lol


[ADZ looks around]
[ADZ] whats that over there?
[MAYBOY] I quite enjoy this polo

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i never did hug santa

[MAYBOY] hug me instead

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] not til u smell of polo

[ADZ] he wouldn't hug u now, u tried to take off his beard remember ?

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] plus, he'd luk better without it

[ADZ] shoul've gave him a razor, or pawn some underwear to get a razor

[MAYBOY] give him a short back and sides


[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ADZ] hmm maybe, the presents are likely to be junk from ebay

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] errr excuse me, mike came frm ebay!
[MAYBOY] nothing wrong with ebay mate

[ADZ] mike?
[MAYBOY] microphone
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] no, me bass

[MAYBOY] ahhh

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] gerroff!
[MAYBOY licks e-string]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oi back off!! Don’t know where ur tongues been

[MAYBOY] on the e string

[ADZ] that moldy cheese he found in the bins

[MAYBOY] oh yeah lol, well polo will combat the cheese

[ADZ] not like us with a psycho santa
[MAYBOY] hes coming!

[ADZ] RUN!
[MAYBOY hears michael jacksons "beat it " in the background as they run]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL]

[ADZ] we'll get some CD's later m8

[MAYBOY] kk

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol!
[MAYBOY] anyway lets get away from this santa

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] well u wudnt

[ADZ] watch out, he's throwing candy canes!

[GREEN_DAY_GAL catches one and eats it]
[ADZ] y'know

[GREEN_DAY_GAL pukes]
[SANTA slips in the puke]
[ADZ] *cough* nice thinking

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hahaha big bearded dude! he fell!!!!!!

[MAYBOY nicks rest of candy while hes on the floor]
[MAYBOY] can suck these later lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lmao
[ADZ] i really do worry about u lot sometimes lol

[MAYBOY] all in your mind mate

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] we have a habit of sucking things

[ADZ] like malteasers?

[MAYBOY] and...straws

[ADZ] im gettin another deja vu now

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ahh wheres andy lol, wasn’t he here, ahead of us?

[MAYBOY] he hasnt slept all through this

[ADZ] maybe watching over us like a gremlin

[MAYBOY] he could be in santa's sack

[ADZ] no the sack is full of ebay…...things

[MAYBOY] oh yeah, soz the excitement got to me

[ADZ]

[A light shines at the CD store]
[ADZ] oooook
[MAYBOY looks]
[everyone runs over there]
[ADZ] well, here we are

[MAYBOY] Andy’s under that pile of CD's

[ADZ] we need music
[GREEN_DAY_GAL plays Green Day aloud and blows the CDs off DIZZY]
[DIZZY] *phew* thanx peeps

[MAYBOY] np mate

[GREEN_DAY_GAL goes on the phone demanding to be picked up]
[everyone exits the mall]
[MAYBOY] oh hang on let me get some free music before we leave

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i want some flowers and pyjamas

[ADZ & MAYBOY runs back]
[ADZ returns with t.A.T.u’s Dangerous & Moving album]
[ADZ] k, ready

[MAYBOY] we all picked up what we want

[ADZ] I was gonna check out that PS2 place

[MAYBOY] I might buy amanda a whole new wardrobe




[DIZZY] indeed

[The bus drives off without them]
[ADZ] bugger

[GREEN_DAY_GAL] HEY!
[DIZZY] looks like we’re walking

[everyone walks off]
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