[font="Arial"]Evening 11: - Xmas Shopping (Sort of)
[The gang enters mall]
[ADZ] gawd it's busy
[MAYBOY] loads of santa’s helpers making toys
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] can we go clothes shoppin
[ADZ] err, you wanna take her Nath?
[MAYBOY] well im buying a 2 piece
[ADZ] infact, who has a coin?
[MAYBOY] i do
[ADZ] heads or tails?
[ADZ tosses coin]
[The coin lands on the floor, It’s tails]
[ADZ] bye bye m8
[MAYBOY] i wanted to go anyway
[ADZ] lol okies
[MAYBOY] where we going first then
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hehe, u pick NO underwear stores!
[ADZ] no pawning either m8
[MAYBOY] lmao kidding
[MAYBOY] lol well that worked
[ADZ] i remember what happened in the lake district when we went pawning
[MAYBOY] lol didnt we have flashing undies or something? i remember something flashing
[ADZ] it was underwear m8
[MAYBOY] oh yeah, anyway to the shops we go
[GREEN_DAY_GAL walks into nearest shop]
[MAYBOY] wow a lego store kidding
[MAYBOY looks around]
[ADZ] goth store........I'll pass me thinks
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooooooo, me staying
[ADZ] CD store over there
[MAYBOY] me going in the shop with amanda
[ADZ] what one?
[MAYBOY] we will find u near the CD's mate i wanna get all gothed out lol
[ADZ] can i imagine you with black lipstick? lol
[MAYBOY] who me lol
[ADZ] i cant really
[MAYBOY] let me get my makeup mirror
[GREEN_DAY_GAL looks around]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oooo can i go hug santa? i wanna sit on his knee
[MAYBOY] yep yep
[ADZ] umm, you're not gonna tear off his beard are you and say he's a fake? lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL pulls SANTA’s beard]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] it wont come off
[MAYBOY] quick run before he catches up with us!
[Everyone does a runner]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL runs thru xmas tree]
[MAYBOY] quick, in the lift!
[MAYBOY calls the lift]
[ADZ] nice going amanda
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im not going in there! Seriously, i mean it! I h8 em!
[MAYBOY] kk lets take the stairs
[ADZ] woah, slippery
[ADZ] up…….u p
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] …..in a bush
[MAYBOY] George Bush? :?
[MAYBOY] theres always a TV there in the way Bush make tellies oh never mind kk, lets carry on
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] george bush hahaha
[ADZ] george in a bush?
[MAYBOY] ill give u bush in a minute
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i dont wanna bush!
[ADZ] c'mon he's gaining!
[SANTA storms through the mall as the gang speeds far away from him]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL runs into glass wall]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] owww hu put tht there
[MAYBOY] what a pain get it? pain…..glass wall
[ADZ] I get the joke m8 lol
[MAYBOY] glad someone does
[The gang runs along the mall and ends up out back]
[MAYBOY looks around]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooo garbage
[MAYBOY] ooooh theres some cheese here
[GREEN_DAY_GAL drags MAYBOY away from the bins]
[MAYBOY] might be going off but i could cut those bits off noooooooooooooo
[ADZ] oh bloody hell m8, thats sick!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] Adam, help please
[MAYBOY] must have cheese!
[ADZ drags nath away from the bins]
[MAYBOY takes a quick nibble]
[ADZ] put it down m8! and take this polo
[MAYBOY puts the cheese down and takes polo and sucks it]
[ADZ] and don't spit out the polo when our backs are turned, lol
[ADZ looks around]
[ADZ] whats that over there?
[MAYBOY] I quite enjoy this polo
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i never did hug santa
[MAYBOY] hug me instead
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] not til u smell of polo
[ADZ] he wouldn't hug u now, u tried to take off his beard remember ?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] plus, he'd luk better without it
[ADZ] shoul've gave him a razor, or pawn some underwear to get a razor
[MAYBOY] give him a short back and sides could use the razor on his sack and take all the presents
[ADZ] hmm maybe, the presents are likely to be junk from ebay
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] errr excuse me, mike came frm ebay!
[MAYBOY] nothing wrong with ebay mate
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] no, me bass
[MAYBOY licks e-string]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oi back off!! Don’t know where ur tongues been
[MAYBOY] on the e string
[ADZ] that moldy cheese he found in the bins and that polo
[MAYBOY] oh yeah lol, well polo will combat the cheese
[ADZ] not like us with a psycho santa
[MAYBOY] hes coming!
[MAYBOY hears michael jacksons "beat it " in the background as they run]
[ADZ] we'll get some CD's later m8
[MAYBOY] kk better than "dont stop till u get enough" lol
[MAYBOY] anyway lets get away from this santa
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] well u wudnt
[ADZ] watch out, he's throwing candy canes!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL catches one and eats it]
[ADZ] y'know where thats been?
[SANTA slips in the puke]
[ADZ] *cough* nice thinking
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hahaha big bearded dude! he fell!!!!!!
[MAYBOY nicks rest of candy while hes on the floor]
[MAYBOY] can suck these later lol
[ADZ] i really do worry about u lot sometimes lol
[MAYBOY] all in your mind mate
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] we have a habit of sucking things
[ADZ] like malteasers?
[ADZ] im gettin another deja vu now
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ahh wheres andy lol, wasn’t he here, ahead of us?
[MAYBOY] he hasnt slept all through this
[ADZ] maybe watching over us like a gremlin
[MAYBOY] he could be in santa's sack
[ADZ] no the sack is full of ebay…...things
[MAYBOY] oh yeah, soz the excitement got to me
[ADZ] he'd show a sign and save us
[A light shines at the CD store]
[everyone runs over there]
[ADZ] well, here we are
[MAYBOY] Andy’s under that pile of CD's how do we get to him?
[ADZ] we need music
[GREEN_DAY_GAL plays Green Day aloud and blows the CDs off DIZZY]
[DIZZY] *phew* thanx peeps
[MAYBOY] np mate
[GREEN_DAY_GAL goes on the phone demanding to be picked up]
[everyone exits the mall]
[MAYBOY] oh hang on let me get some free music before we leave
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i want some flowers and pyjamas
[ADZ & MAYBOY runs back]
[ADZ returns with t.A.T.u’s Dangerous & Moving album]
[ADZ] k, ready
[MAYBOY] we all picked up what we want
[ADZ] I was gonna check out that PS2 place
[MAYBOY] I might buy amanda a whole new wardrobe not the clothes just the wardrobe …………kidding anyhoo right lets leave then
[The bus drives off without them]
[DIZZY] looks like we’re walking
[everyone walks off]
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