Evening 13: - Beware the sock!
[ADZ] whats this under the bed?
[MAYBOY] its moving
[ADZ] looks like a sock
[MAYBOY] its hiding in the corner there, its frightened, give me something to poke at it
[ADZ] right, sams crowbar
[MAYBOY uses it]
[MAYBOY] pull it near me so i can have a closer look
[The SOCK runs up MAYBOY's trouser leg]
[MAYBOY] help me guys
[MAYBOY opens his flies]
[ADZ] stop dancing around and lets get it
[MAYBOY tries to guide SOCK near fly area]
[ADZ gets his FRYING PAN]
[MAYBOY] not hard mate ill try and get it in position .....right......now!
[ADZ uses the FRYING PAN with his eyes shut]
[MAYBOY] u hit sam instead look at his face
[SOCK exits bedroom]
[ADZ] it's getting away!
[ADZ and MARGATEMAN chases SOCK downstairs]
[Crash sounds are heard]
[ADZ] ive got it!
[MARGATEMAN] you have? is it contangeous?
[ADZ] nah, not diseased, it's trying to get away though
[ADZ] im not surpried after running around in naths trouser leg
[MAYBOY] oi! I'll brb guys, something I gotta do outside
[ADZ] kk m8
[ADZ puts SOCK in CAGE]
[MARGATEMAN] what we doing with this sock again?
[ADZ] looks manic
[MARGATEMAN] .. your telling me lets stick it in the washing machine! you always loose one sock in there
[ADZ] hmm yeah
[ADZ carries CAGE to the washing room]
[ADZ] open the machine door jus to get ready
[MARGATEMAN opens WASHING MACHINE door]
[ADZ walks to WASHING MACHINE]
[ADZ] woah nelly
[ADZ slams door]
[MARGATEMAN] lol, done
[ADZ] right, how do we work this?
[MARGATEMAN] .. um...kick it!
[ADZ kicks WASHING MACHINE]
[A humming noise is heard]
[MARGATEMAN] woohoo! i was right
[ADZ] right now we stand back and watch the action
[MARGATEMAN] ah, gives you a good feeling inside,
[ADZ gets popcorn]
[ADZ] woah, the machines going mental
[MARGATEMAN] tis truly a beast from hell!
[ADZ gets DUCT TAPE]
[ADZ] just a precaution
[MARGATEMAN] good idea
[ADZ tapes WASHING MACHINE]
[ADZ goes to FRIDGE]
[MARGATEMAN] make mine a budweiser
[ADZ] here we go
[MARGATEMAN plays with his laptop]
[MARGATEMAN] urg... i have just found a problem with SuSE it doesn't support MP3... only OGG
[ADZ] i'd have gone mental
[MARGATEMAN] where will i find OGG Files? LimeWire?
[MARGATEMAN] hope so, DAMN YOU SuSE!!!!
[ADZ] shezzor's tuca remake uses ogg files
[MARGATEMAN] o cool, i can listen to that! lol
[ADZ] joys of DIZZY music
[MAYBOY walks in]
[MAYBOY] hows it going
[MARGATEMAN] um... hanging low and lazy!
[MAYBOY] isnt it always young sam
[ADZ] could you look in the washing machine m8, soz about the duct tape
[MAYBOY rips DUCT TAPE and opens WASHING MACHINE door]
[Water gushes out]
[MARGATEMAN] yes...... about that......
[MAYBOY] oi dirty trick now im all wet
[MARGATEMAN] it was all Adam's idea points
[SOCK runs off]
[MAYBOY runs after it]
[Crashes are heard]
[ADZ] it's going upstairs into andy's room
[MAYBOY] nooo our masters bedroom
[MARGATEMAN] he he, he'll be happy!
[ADZ] lucky he's out shopping
[MAYBOY grabs a BASEBALL BAT]
[MAYBOY] if it comes out ill give it a bonk
[ADZ grabs FRYING PAN]
[MAYBOY] i cant see it anywhere
[MARGATEMAN grabs MAYBOY]
[ADZ grabs MARGATEMAN]
[MAYBOY] not now young sam
[MARGATEMAN] fine, lol
[MAYBOY] shhh guys musnt wake the master
[ADZ] he's not in his room yknow lol anyhoo
[ADZ looks around]
[MAYBOY] oh yeah its a dummy
[MAYBOY proves by banging DUMMY with BASEBALL BAT]
[ADZ] chill m8 now look what you've done to the Rockwart blow up doll!
[SOCK flies out of the room back downstairs]
[Everyone runs down]
[SOCK dashes outside]
[MAT_DIZZY walks up]
[ADZ] mat, quick catch that sock!
[MAT_DIZZY catches the SOCK]
[MAT_DIZZY wears SOCK]
[MAT_DIZZY] ewww, its wet what u been doin?
[ADZ] yeah it's been in the washing machine
[MARGATEMAN] we've been chasing socks
[MAYBOY] bit late now its on your foot
[ADZ] it's really ur colour
[ADZ] anyhoo mat, don't let that sock out of ur sight! it's a menace!
[MAT_DIZZY] wow vyvians sock
[Everyone walks back into the HOUSE]
[ADZ] lets see whats on tv
[ADZ] nath, channel changer plz
[MAYBOY passes remote control]
[MAYBOY] no rude channels guys
[ADZ] not even men n motors or any of the music channels?
[MAYBOY] yeah men n motors then
[ADZ] police, camera, actions on watches is that the M5?
[ADZ] i sorta recognize it watches again woah guys!
[ADZ] theres a sock running on the motorway on TV!
[MARGATEMAN] oh great
[ADZ] it's like the one mat has on his foot
[MARGATEMAN] Matt's socks are smelly
[MAT_DIZZY] how do u no?
[ADZ] oh i thought that was me
[MARGATEMAN] ... cos i can smell them from here!
[MAT_DIZZY] it's that bad?!
[MARGATEMAN] lol, yup
[ADZ] nath, u ok? u looked glued to the tv lol
[MAYBOY] im glued someone pull me off
[ADZ hits MAYBOY with FRYING PAN]
[ADZ] mat, wheres that white sock? and why is ur foot smoking like it's gonna blow up?
[MAT_DIZZY] uh oh
[MARGATEMAN runs to a CLOSET]
[The HOUSE rumbles from the explosion]
[ADZ] were all covered in ashes now lol,
[MARGATEMAN exits the CLOSET]
[ADZ] i think the sock has escaped mat's foot
[MAT_DIZZY] gonna roam free
[ADZ] bugger, what'll the others think now the house is seriously messy
[MAT_DIZZY] continues on ....and lead the lives of us all sir adolf sock
[MARGATEMAN] its gonna hunt us down!
[MARGATEMAN runs into CLOSET]
[MAT_DIZZY] "all hail zee adolf sock" puts hand up
[ADZ] damn u nazi!
[MAT_DIZZY] lol sorry anyway
[ADZ] better tidy up the house
[MARGATEMAN exits CLOSET and looks at MAT_DIZZY]
[ADZ gets cleaning tools]
[MAT_DIZZY] I've got the mop
[ADZ] no thats my head m8 mops in the kitchen, anyway we'll clean andy's room, man he'll go mental if he finds out what nath did to his rockwart blow up doll
[ADZ heads upstairs]
[PTEAL enters the HOUSE]
[MAT_DIZZY] ah peter
[ADZ shouts for nath upstairs]
[MAYBOY runs up]
[PTEAL] hi, whats going on?
[MAT_DIZZY] right we're just doing some spring cleaning, lets just say the mess was caused by a sock
[MARGATEMAN] A runaway sock
[ADZ and MAYBOY run downstairs]
[ADZ] i think everythings is tidied up now
[MAYBOY] aw, i've just spilt stuff on the floor
[MAT_DIZZY] clear it up this instant nath
[MAYBOY] will do runs to his bedroom
[ADZ] actually could someone look at the washing machine?
[MARGATEMAN] or what's left of it
[PTEAL] all quiet here
[ADZ] yup lol
[ADZ looks around]
[PTEAL] you could even hear a pin drop
[MAT_DIZZY] lol echo!
[A crash noise is heard in MAYBOY's BEDROOM]
[MARGATEMAN] uh oh
[PTEAL] sounds like somethin else to clean up
[Everyone runs upstairs]
[ADZ] woah, a draw of socks have fallen to the floor
[MAYBOY] wasn't me
[MARGATEMAN] sure nath
[MAT_DIZZY] lol now what?
[Everyone decides to leave it all there and go back downstairs before DIZZY, GREEN_DAY_GAL & NITRO got home]
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