One Line Jokes

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One Line Jokes

Post by delta » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:11 pm

okies people, here's a chance to get something included in a game! I'd like suggestions for *clean* one liner jokes to put into TLoD. i already have 6, but i'd ideally like more.

you have one week from today to post your best ones! after that date i'll take the ones i like most and include them in the game. There is no limit to how many i'll include.

do yourself proud! :D
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Post by quiggie » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:55 pm

a man walked into a bar and said 'Ouch'
a bicycle can't stand on its own because its two-tyred
how come when people go window shopping they never come back with any windows?
a duck walked into the pub and asked the barman for a double whisky and told him to put it on his bill
can't think of any more at the moment but will come back with more just for the chance of getting one used :v2_dizzy_cheers:

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Post by pamuch » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:25 am

its been along time since my last post and as i like one line jokes to he are mine.

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

A fool is a 27 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work.

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam"

well there you go all the best
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Post by Mataeus » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:26 pm

Okay, a few of these I found on the web and a few I made up (although others must have had similar ideas at some point!)

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz (not sure how you could use it, but one of my fave's ever ;) )

When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

A wolf in sheep's clothing needs professional help.

The Yolkfolk wear boxing gloves so they can hide in rabbit-holes. Did you ever see an egg in a rabbit-hole? Well, you know it works...

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Post by delta » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:51 pm

i've already used two of those suggested, but there are a couple of others i will be putting into the game! Not gonna tell you which ones they are tho! :v2_dizzy_tongue2:

any more will be appreciated.
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