A Chunk of Meteorite
A ‘Terry Wogan’ Mug
A Housebrick
A Porcupine Spike
love to see anyone try to link them…
[/quote]Put the Porcupine Spike and the Chunk of Meteorite in the 'Terry Wogan' Mug. Pick up the Housebrick and throw it into someone's window, then throw the Meteorite into the broken window, if you hear a thud noise and your victim is on the floor, poke the person with the porcupine spike :tongue:
You are carrying:
A bath sponge
A bottle of vinegar
An ugly toad
A USB drive
An empty jar
You empty half of the vinegar from the bottle into the empty jar, pour the jar of vinegar into the bath sponge, squeeze the sponge onto the ugly toad, take a picture from your phone and plug the usb drive onto your laptop to upload on Facebook....Still, It's something to pass the time. :tongue:
YOU ARE CARRYING:
A box of tissues
A pair of red shoes
A tin of custard
A copy of Retro Gamer magazine
Think away chaps. :tongue:
[/quote]Why did the Retro Gamer Magazine and Box Of Tissues spark an alarming sequence in my head. Ultra horny geek!
You empty half of the vinegar from the bottle into the empty jar, pour the jar of vinegar into the bath sponge, squeeze the sponge onto the ugly toad, take a picture from your phone and plug the usb drive onto your laptop to upload on Facebook….Still, It’s something to pass the time. :tongue:
YOU ARE CARRYING:
A bag of marbles
A bass guitar
A 2p coin
A Blitz Games flag
A flaming log
You use the bag of marbles to bribe an evil marble-obsessed troll. Afterwards, you use the bass guitar to get past a strange jester who insists on people playing a tune before he lets them past. You enter a door with a 2p coin and cover a guard dog's face with the Blitz Games flag (the dog has no sense of smell, so this will stop him finding you). As you are now in a cottage, you then use the flaming log to melt the horrible ice creatures standing by the windows.